Suicidal Squirrel

Taking the dogs out, there was a squirrel at the base of the steps.  I made some noises to get rid of the thing.  Of course, it didn’t work.  I got tied up in the leashes and got propelled off the steps.  I landed on my feet.  Damn squirrel.

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0 mph. Story: whenever my dad would get stuck in traffic he’d turn on the news station on the radio. I would always say “Why are you doing that? We know where the traffic is. We’re in it!”