AppleTalk Conspiracy

I am under the belief that there is a conspiracy by Apple. They have a technology they call “AppleTalk” which helps the Macs find each other and network. I have two Macs in my living room. The day I got my new snazzy Intel iMac, my old venerable mac mini (about 7 months old at the time) started to crash more. It became sluggish.

I wondered why this was happening. My theory – AppleTalk is telling my older Mac to slow down. By slowing down the mac mini I would want a new Intel mac mini. This is my AppleTalk Conspiracy theory.

Do I have any real proof? Nah.

I then bought a MacBook Pro and my wife’s iBook was becoming glitchy some time after the MacBooks were released. Coincidence? Maybe.

Maybe Apple’s got a plan that’s a bit sinister. Then again, I like to speculate wildly sometimes.

** Update **
After reading the comments, I thought I should clear something up: I was only half-serious when I wrote this post.